WHY DONT I CALL UP THE GINGERALE HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH SO CHAAAAAD CAN DRINK GINGERALE UNTIL THERES NO MORE GINGERALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTHS POPULATION
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post
You lying sack of shit, walgreens
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
just fucking stuff your breakfast into your shoe. fucking step all over it like the dumbass you are. fucking walk all over your meal you dumbass